Whoa, calm down their buddy. It could be much worse. You could live in West Virginia.

It probably has at least something to do with her family's political clout.

Might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't think 18 year olds should be eligible to serve as state legislators. The idea of 18-year-old me (with all of the crazy and stupid shit I used to believe at that age) having serious decision making authority over people's lives makes me shudder. We have age requirements for…

.....until she has an unplanned pregnancy and uses campaign funds to have a secret abortion.

Congratulations to Penn State fans, who finally have proof that they were the actual victims in this scandal.

This oughta cut down the settlement by a decimal point or two.

The whole thing sounds pretty consensual to me. The kid or as the article calls him "victim," met her "a half-dozen times." At 15 I was well aware of my actions and certainly wouldn't accidentally get "raped" multiple times.

Why does it have to be just one? Prude.

The boy opted out. He decided to leave. At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

Which one?

She is absolutely disgusting. I mean, there wasn't even any peanut butter on it.

So some boy from South Park Elementary is having sex with Ms. Stephenson..the blonde...Nice? And you want me to do what? Go down there and give him his luckiest boy in the world award???

The real crime is the beer she exposed to that poor kid. If you're gonna go commercial with your beer, at least grab the kid a Sam seasonal 12 before you fallate him and destroy his childhood and any potential like of beer.

"Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog..."

Her ex-husband is Mayo Shattuck, former CEO of Constellation Energy Group and current senior executive at Exelon. They separated in March of this year. I wonder what else Mayo will dig up while the divorce is being settled.

Now, here's the REALLY interesting part... Molly Shattuck's husband was among the finalists being considered to replace Paul Tagliabue as commissioner of the NFL.

Good thing they caught her. This probably will scar him for life by thinking fit, attractive, professional cheerleaders will just buy him beer and blow him for pretty much no reason.

Two games without pay. Unless there's video.

They first met in Columbia, Del., after Shattuck picked the boy up and drove to a middle school parking lot.

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