Millions and millions of dollars?

According to commenter lobstr, there is indeed such an elevator.

The worst trait a boss can have is the constant need to micro manage everything and interfere with his/her employees doing their jobs. Jerry always hires passive coaches like Jason Garrett and Wade Philips so there's no one to stand up to him when he one day decides he wants to go in and play quarterback himself. He…

He sure showed me!

The best comebacks are the ones that come quickly, are plainly nonsensical, but are still somehow biting.

You are absolutely correct, sir. I was wondering about JJ hustling down some corridor to a secret elevator during a timeout. There's gotta be some secret tunnel shit built into that place just for moments like this.

Bill Parcells would have murdered Jerry Jones and thus, become an American hero.

Did he really stay on the sidelines the rest of the game? I'm almost positive they cut to a shot of Jerry back in the owner's box.

No other football team... would see its owner personally inform the coach that the QB was ready to play (the message implicit to Jason Garrett that Tony Romo would be playing regardless of his thoughts on the matter) and then stay on the sidelines for the rest of the game, commandeering coaching duties.

Phillips wasn't really there to see the game. He just hasn't figured out how to exit the place after his firing.

Wade: Wow, these seats are really high up! I can probably talk to my dad in heaven from up here.

Michael Irvin also found himself in the nosebleeds last night, although his tickets were considerably closer to the field.

He also stopped by Jerry Jones' office and gave him an upper decker.

Can someone please find out what Jerry Jones record is when he hauls his old ass out of the owner's box and onto the sidelines? It can't be good

Dallas is probably thrilled to have lost a mere game if it means their quarterback won't miss any extended time. And it appears he won't: Romo will reportedly be ready to go for next Sunday's game in Arizona.

Jerry Jones is always weirdly hands-on.

Where do you even begin to figure out the methodology needed to solve this?

The shaded polygon is a quadrilateral, so the sum of its interior angles is 360. Since you know that x+y=80, the other two angles sum to 360-80 = 280. These two unlabeled angles must have the same measure ("equal angles"), so 280/2 = 140 gives…

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Sorry, Drew, but I don't care how well you did. I'm not going to trust someone who got handwriting lessons from Christy Brown.