"Well fuck you you too." - Brandon Carr

Shouldn't he only be half penalized?

Ironically, 4chan already tried to make that happen with a like #Leak4JLaw or something like that hashtag. Didn't work but I think you'd be playing right into their hands with that one.

I think you should totally make light of the situation. Greek life is stupid and if you haven't heard the stories about hazing etc. then go to the meetings meet the people, and then think, "hey this seems like a great idea!" You pretty much then deserve everything that happens to you.

The only reason you don't support the the team is to cost them money which gets fuckers like Dave Brandon fired and thus starts the healing. I see Michigan football like that junkie family member who's bummed cash from you for the last time at this point. You've got to cut them off until they get to rehab.

Yeah I've been there for games against UMASS and App State this year along with a few other games where I could get cheap tickets. I was also there last year for the ND game. Big difference in spacing with the "sellout" crowds.

Shhhh....

Yeah guys don't tend to leave as much hair hanging around nor spills from various hair care products that leave a sticky residue on the counters...which of course inevitably pick up all the hair.

When I see pictures like this I can only say, "Thank god I was an orphan and was adopted by white Americans."

Either that or he was down in his fantasy league.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE EVER, NOT WHEN SHE PUNCHES YOU, NOT WHEN SHE PUSHES YOU DOWN CONCRETE STAIRS, NOT EVER!!! /endfakerage

As a cynic I think it's because trolls get responses and therefore more clicks. People will return back to an article to reply to a troll vs. a boring comment they star. It's Gawker click-bait 101 here. So far I've seen across the board either really good or really inflammatory comments get approved while just…

But feed all the people with PTSD!

"She's hot. Wish I had stayed in Seattle." - Golden Tate

Easy to do when he's your 3rd down/2nd string running back. vs. Pro Bowl caliber player.

Throwing shoes...

Well it be easy to see through that one.

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Beeridness - After watching the Ray Rice video I needed a particular fine strong libation so I chose Arrogant Bastard IPA as it was the perfect beer for my mood after my judgement...

You ever see that ESPN special on Matt Hoffman? Similar deal where the injuries etc. have pretty much worn his body down beyond belief. Those guys are a special kind of crazy.

A pattern like say more accusations from 2012 and a dead child in 2013?

Yeah, I'm that type of drunk too but it's only happened once after a fantasy football draft. We got hammered drunk and cut off and when the waitress was like, "please don't be angry but I have to cut you off" we were like, "aww, shit we got that bad that quick?" Good times there.

Also, that has to suck, hope you had a…