It’s not as much to cover for my ignorance as it is to cover for my laziness. I’m going to smash as much as I can into the bag and wait as long as possible to take it out. I wish I was different and thought ahead, but that’s just the person I am.

Agree, the “I don’t have any politics” thing is super frustrating because it’s a byproduct of privilege. You probably don’t have to worry about politics if you are a straight wealthy white male. But if you have to worry about your family being deported, or about not being able to get the medical services you need…

That’s great and all, but how many days are in a week?

ahhhh no, sorry hon. I’m much more interested in someone’s skills than their size. I’ve had good and bad at every size. And I mean good and bad at everything, manual, oral and penetrative, from every size of man. Men being insecure about their size is a turn off, not being small.

It’s not being a prude to not want to describe sexual acts you like and the particulars of your partner’s body to a group of friends, by the way. 

Your wife seems weird. Why would someone say that in public?

I’m sure this is going to make me “that guy,”  but walking up and ordering at the counter is exactly what you do at a fast food joint and i don’t tip there and i’m not tipping you either, despite your tip jar.   i’m sure it’s my age, since i remember a time before anyone had the nerve to put out a tip jar for this…

This. Complaining about receiving small tips when there's no reason you should be getting a tip at all is just as egregious as your egregious tip jar. 

So you put out a jar begging for money then going to insult people who bother to give you a hand out? 

Cars go to gas stations. Gas goes in cars. This is car related. And it’s current because they are currently using a lot of taxpayer money to clean this shit up. 

The thing about the tanks is a fair point and when Pence uses “working at his dad’s gas station” as part of his bullshit Horatio Alger story to burnish his red state credentials it becomes fair game. The underlying point is that his family was able to profit for decades and then skip out on the clean up bill is part…

You must be Pence’s Kinja PR rep. I personally like this part of the story best:

“The federal government, meanwhile, plans to clean up a plume of cancer-causing solvent discovered beneath a former Kiel Bros. station that threatens drinking water near the Pence family’s hometown”

Funny how the only place getting federal…

In the US we do not punish people for the “sins of their fathers”.

If you read the headline carefully, it says “Mike Pence’s Family Gas Station Business”. It does not say “Mike Pence’s Gas Station Business”.

It never ceases to amaze me how often people (conservative politicians) and their supporters decry all those burdensome regulations that are crushing American businesses (like regulations are the plague)... And then, when they fall victim to some disaster or an issue like this, those same people complain about how the…

Privatizing profits and socializing losses. It’s the American way™

If you’re a Biblical Literalist, it sure is!

So Walmart isn’t going to come out with the ‘Fuck that gelatenous blob of shit Trump and everyone that voted for him’ t-shirt that I was really hoping for.

That sentiment would not he so hollow if it weren’t such a moot point.

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.