And in local news, area children ran out into the beautiful sun and played and appeared to be truly happy for the first time in weeks. Film at 11.

Seriously why am I even TRYING to kick a Minecraft addiction if y'all are just gonne undermine me like this...

Last year I made a gingerbread Star Destroyer for a Christmas party. Its destruction was spectacular (and unfortunately not recorded, though the construction was).

WRONG link D'OH! trying to post pic of Varucca Salt from Willy Wonka :(

These are some mad 80s colors.

7) So you don't have to interface with your insane Uncle Ted who believes that Obama is going to take his guns, his bible, and his paycheck whilst simultaneously not being able to accomplish a single thing, also he's an atheist muslim gay terrorist supported with a faked birth certificate and god dammit I'm not pay…

Much cooler? Are you out of your mind? Sometimes you can't improve on piano, bass, and drums played by cool jazzmen and this is one of those times.

Chip Skylark was struck by lightning? That explains your shiny teeth!

I was struck when I was about 12. As far as I can tell, my only power is to piss off my wife on a regular basis.

you forgot "And the points don't matter"

No, it's fine. It's not all about where /you/ happen to live, you know. Plus, Webster was an asshole, changing things just to change them.

These are not called Gamma-ray bursts (GRBs). They are called Terrestrial gamma flashes (TGFs) and are distinctly different from GRBs. They are both detected by the Gamma-ray Burst Monitor onboard the Fermi telescope, but GRBs are the result of the collapse of super massive stars in the early Universe. Just a heads up…

I think it's the NSA. https://www.nsa.gov/kids/

I have 3 HDMX Jams. Extremely small and powerful for what I paid for them. I purchased the 1st one about a year ago and was so pleased with it's performance I now own 3. On sale at Walmart for under $30 and IMO can't be beat for the price. Has good high range as well as a pretty massive thump for such a small speaker.…

Life is kinda nice like that. ;-)

Here's an accurate topographical map of my home state.

Sucks if you're colorblind.

Awww, I want a piranhahawk!