LOL. Either those are tiny princes, or that was one helluva tree...

“Never underestimate the utility of a knife, or a cutting tool, never.”

You must be thinking of those BBOS people down the way... You know, just past the WinOS barrio?

Ha! Almost old enough to be my dad, then...

Meh... less of a ghetto and more of a suburb without HOA fees.

Is that a sonic screwdriver?

LOL, you are totally channeling my dad.

So he builds a Jar-jar Binks?

There’s a joke in here somewhere about the Earth going through an ‘experimental phase’...

You could be the Geomagnetic Activities Coordinator.

Unfortunately (or not, dpending on your POV), there is no secret code to turn your iPhone into an Android phone.

Why do I hear Gojira yelling “KHAAAAN!” ?

Theoretically...

What music? Oh, that’s right, I have my sound turned off...

LOL, I read this just as a certain White Zombie song came up on the radio.

Yeah, but that’s required; like intentionally mis-spelling crap in phishing emails.

I doubt there’ll be much stock left over...

By passthrough, I meant an external connector (since it’s iPhone, that’s a Lightning connector, right?) on the ‘case’ that passes through to the connector on the phone; so you could charger the phone without having to take the case off, or connect other peripherals...

Faster phone charging is nice... But what about recharging the battery itself?

Faster phone charging is nice... But what about recharging the battery itself?

Is it appropriate to make an udderly horrible pun about milking this cheesy story for all it’s worth?