At last! Now I can fix those pesky memorial marker mistakes and gravestone grammar goofs!

Kinda wonder where a galactic compass would point.

'specially fake ones

I actually laughed out loud at that.

"Hey, I just crowdfunded—" /bzzt/

... all this technology, and yet it is still impossible to make John Travolta look like Nick Cage.

one star- do not buy this! Got one for my soon-to-be-ex-wife and it did nothing to thaw her out.

... reminds me of this time when my co-worker's wife called him at work, having fits because the puppy they'd recently acquired died, and he told her to put it in the freezer so he could take out to the vet for an autopsy or something... The pupsicle jokes were many and hilarious.

The Talibani air force may be small, but they work for bird-feed...

How many astronauts drink peach mango smoothies?

What is sad is that the addition of a few trees in front of the building really spruced up the place...

I see a few wallpapers for my phone and laptop here.

... of course it's not a spy satellite... whatever gave you that idea? All satellites have communications lasers on them... and cameras...

My wallet is surely doomed.

My brothers are lucky this channel didn't exist when they were young... as it was, they shot each other up with darts, but they only had four of them to throw at each other at a time.

When I was in high school, learning electronics, I thought it would be a good idea to apply for a part time job at the local Radio Shack.

Beats "Ninety-nine Bottles"...

Sometimes one can't tell. This /is/ the internet after all, and sometimes people got to be /schooled/, yo.

No 'season' necessary. Poaching is taking plants and animals from an area where one is not authorized to gather from; be it the King's forest, a national park, or the back-woods out of season.

I'm torn between Skeletor and Mumraa...