"little winged velociraptor" is now my favorite word(s).

How do you spot a bald eagle? He's the one with a combover...

"A little Brandy at Thanksgiving dinner seems apropriate."

Thank you for the clarification... I couldn't remember the term 'hedge', which probably would have improved my explanation.

To hell with virtual reality porn... bring on the sexbots!

I am now hoping for a Groot/Charlie Brown Christmas tree mashup. Internet, make me this!

So, 'fair and balanced' like Fox News is fair and balanced? That is to say, not.

In the US, airlines tend to buy fuel in batches. They are likely really busy right now spending as much money as they can at the stock exchange, reserving loads of fuel at current market value, so they won't have to pay higher prices later, when costs go back up.

I recently stopped working C-Checks on a much smaller passenger plane, and let me tell you, this time-lapse shows nothing.

I suppose people who are willing to fork over money for a Kindle Fire would be willing to read the Washington Post.

I am disappointed that this doesn't come with a puck launcher mounted to the television.

What are these "umbrellas" of which you speak?

That Bat-plunger looking nothing like a bat; I call shenanigans!

Maybe not offer them Mentos...

Will this be live-action or animated?

This.

"But nobody really climbs icebergs."

I am still wondering about Thanos' logic regarding both the women: see, I have destroyed your families and home worlds; now I will turn you into ultimate weapons and adopt you.

I was sold from the first page!

Anyone else thinking James and the Giant Peach?