I had to have this talk with a group of friends about happy hour locations, not so much because I was broke as much as I just didn’t care for paying a premium for the latest microbrew. I’d rather go somewhere with a $2 domestics special or the always enticing bucket special.

cocaine’s a helluva drug

That’s what I do cuz it’s sterile and I like the taste

That’s why Eli can’t be defeated by Belichick’s traditional methods. You can’t confuse the perpetually confused.

They should be replaced by Crazy Ira & the Douche

Now he’s officially ready to join the Knicks

St. Louis “City” has a population of ~300K. Oakville is part of St. Louis County, which has a population of close to 1M. Its all considered “St. Louis”.

He won’t be a true St. Louis sports hero until he starts promoting that shitty Imo’s pizza ala David Freese/Jayson Tatum

I think you’re underselling it. He stole third base. Give the man his due

Here’s how everyone wins. In a plea deal to not get suspended, Hill signs his contract over to his family and gives up parental rights to his child. Hill is allowed to keep playing, but officials agree to let all unnecesary roughness calls go uncalled for shots on Hill. He spends the next season getting lit up by…

I’m sure only a minority would be reported

Yay! Death to the super teams!

Do provide a review of your trip 

My son likes the movie Trolls, so often time we call the colorful food trolls, and he is the Bergen eating the trolls. Works great with brocolli and cauliflower.

I feel your pain. If left alone, my four year old will take at least an hour to eat a small amount of food. Before he would chew endlessly every bite. He’s stopped doing that, but just wants to talk and play games while his food sits there. We’ve set timers - when the timer goes off, his food is taken away. Some times…

Its a selfie with a steak, not a glamour shot

Gruden looks like he has been using the same barber as Davis. The two are starting to look like they’re related.

I know we all like to rip on the Raiders, but these scouts have probably shared all their information a million times over, they all know they’re getting fired after the draft anyways, so why keep them around?

I’m pretty sure the majority of stuff we used with our son is now deemed unsafe and that kid is only 4 now. 

I’ll take the Blues and their road ice advantage in this series