The unwritten message was you shouldn’t bunt during spring training

Its like that ESPN article sparked something in Heyward. Fuck the Celtics, but good for Gordon.

Am I the only one that thinks Ben Simmons isn’t that good? I mean he is good, but not “upend the NBA power structure” good. 

If you have small children, the answer is always sleep anytime you can. I swear my kids know if stay up late watching tv / reading a book/ doing anything I can’t peacefully do while they’re awake. Anytime I stay up late, I’m guaranteed to get woken up multiple times throughout the night by a crying baby, a thirsty…

Much respect to Bochy. Whenever the Matheny led Cardinals would meet the Giants in the playoffs, a mangerial advantage had never been more apparent.

Why don’t you ever report on any Cleveland Steamer projections?

Did anybody see a bucket of ice and a note that said “Tough luck, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Trae”

Well Portland/Cleveland/Houston/Indy just made Anthony Davis Sr’s list. No loyalty.

We bought our house in 2013 when the housing market was still low and interest rates were at their lowest. Not that we planned it that way - just luck of the draw. We didn’t have a ton of cash saved away, but I had a job with a very good 401K match, so we borrowed against that to help with the downpayment and closing…

I understand DC’s angle - shedding salary and starting a reboot. But what is Chicago’s angle? I admit I don’t pay much attention to the wizards, but is Porter and his contract something you really want?

Boban got traded and that is not the headline? The most efficient scorer in NBA history?

But what about what Lavarr Ball wants???

That first example sounds a lot like the “if you had a million dollars” question from Office Space. I’m sure for some, two chicks at the same time would still be the response given.

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As opposed to Jason Witten, who is going to let you know the Tight End is open on every play.

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FTFY

Am i the only one that found the South Park sorry response hilarious? I guess I’m still a teen at heart.

I’ll take one build the wall-burger, a side of presidential freedom fries, a drained swamp salad, and a white soda please. If no white soda, i’ll go for a collusion cola.

I guess Mel Kiper wasn’t available?

I guess stalking = legal tampering?