American Pharoah would have easily beaten Kerber.

Of note: a capella possession is often scoreless

I think it’s fair to say that Coker had probably the most flattering performance for a championship winning QB. A lot of blown coverages for long TD’s and zero pocket awareness. Not a lot said about that, but his team won the game so fair, enough.

Dude this is Deadspin. It’s not cool to actually care about the game.

Nothing worse than seeing a former teammate, leader, and inspiration leaving a trail of tears as he walks out the door, one Blackfoot following the other.

My friend Ray Finkel says that's an issue, but he doesn't seem trustworthy.

I have absolutely nothing against the Vikings or their fans, and in fact wish they’d won this game, but I’m deeply looking forward to Deadspin getting their hands on some cell phone vids from Vikings bars on this play.

“LACES OUT!!!”

What did Joey Porter do to earn a flag? I’m sure there was jawing, but all I saw was him push Burfict’s hand away from Brown when they were walking him off the field. After an initial standoff with a small group from both teams, Pacman flared up and went after Porter and they had to pull him away. Not sure what would…

Maybe. It’s not a penalty for coaches to be on the field at that point though because it was an injury timeout. All he did was say words, bummer for the Bengals their players can’t handle that

To be fair to Pacman, if i had been in an unending war with the undead since 1980, i would be pissed off as well.

Look, I’m sorry. I really am. But here’s what I think:

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.

You can’t give it two thumbs up or down, because you don’t have thumbs.

The good news is that even if the Suns were to implode, it would take a while before anyone on Earth noticed it.

The headline in today’s Arizona Republic:

For those curious: Robert Sarver was born into a prominent business family in Tuscon, Arizona. His father, among other things, ran a savings and loan where Sarver worked as a teenager. Sarver started on the road of super richness in 1994 when at age 33 he started his own bank in Tuscon.