Reminds me of the good old days.

You’re wrong. Next!

• “It’s fake.

As opposed to the usual super chill gang rape trials

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

This is typical of the ethnocentrism I expect from the Deadspin sites. How can you pick on Lithuanians for this miss when the problem was clearly the Pole?

When I worked at EA I was considerably older than nearly everyone else in the department, and certainly the oldest of my peers. In the majority of cases, I was literally old enough to be their father.

Personally, I would prefer Kizer as he appears to have the proper focus required to expel Saladin’s forces from the Holy Land. Zaire probably couldn’t even sack Acre.

Bahrain in Spain kicks mainly in the brain.

The bane of Spain feels pain vs. Bahrain.

For a player some had written off entirely, it’s pretty cool. He just turned 21, and actually has a chance to play a role (even a small one) for one of the biggest clubs in the world. And I think the level of competition in the ICC, even though they’re exhibitions, are at least at the level of an average MLS game, if…

Kenny Lofton did this in the 1996 ALCS

We’re around. We just have very little to discuss.

Or not.

Can’t go wrong with a Xhaka-Shaq strat.

Did anyone mention that the next World Cup host is Russia?

Well he did go on to admit they’re a top 20 team of all time. Which is very important and good. I can’t even get out of bed in the morning until I’ve mentally ranked the top 25 teams in every major sport from the last 75 years. It’s my tether to the physical world.

Why not the next “Good Hands” guy for Allstate?

I think from both fans’ reactions, we can agree the beer was half-full, not half-empty.