I think the Colts would probably be the best fit for Peyton, given the bevy of pain killers they can offer him.

With the recent world events, maybe “Kills”, “burns”, and “torches” aren’t the best words to over-sensationalize a good play happening in a soccer game.

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

Damn. Had about as much zip as a Peyton Manning toss, too!

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

#blackcoffeematters

John 6:55

What’s more crazy is how a car crashed way up there to record this footage.

It’s a brave man with a short memory who declares Arsenal legit in November.

If violent soccer hooligans met violent hockey fans who in turn met 49er fans, who would win?

“Beat down” and “beatdown” are not the same thing.

Most thyroid cancer grows very slowly, rarely spreads, and rarely kills people. In the likely event that is what he has, he can be cured with surgery. He will probably get treated with radioactive iodine afterwards. It is effective, but probably used more often than is necessary in my opinion. Then he goes on thyroid…

Terrible news, but also ballsy as fuck move by Detroit trading for a guy with goddamn cancer. Wish him well.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

In all fairness, Thompson’s D is a very underrated part of his game.

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

This was pretty cool too:

Here's a list of left backs in the Premier League right now: