Deport Kobach back to Hell.

She was invited for racial click-bating that they wanted and that’s exactly what they got.

I guess I was somewhat aware of these, having had purple potato chips before. But damn if they don’t look odd...more like a geode than a vegetable.

The thing that gets me is that, if you are at all familiar with social media (which I assume most college students are), you’ve HAD to see the numerous stories over the last couple of years calling our people for black face. So it can’t be that you really didn’t realize this was something you should not do.

+ 1 burger king bathroom

No shock that he decided to regulate the facial hair after hurting his arm on the hump. It’s funky, but bears no deep personal meaning to him. It ain’t nothing but a G thang.

Those are some damn shiny potatoes.

Yesterday morning, courtesy of my narcissistic witch mother and rotten sister, I woke up to seven missed calls from my dad’s cell, and a pile of increasingly frantic (and annoyed, TBH) texts from my sister, saying some variation of “mom and dad think you’re dead because you never call them so you need to call them…

This seems like holy neo-liberal capitalist hell and Roy Rogers is inferior, but this would almost be acceptable if they had a fixin’s station like they do at Roy Rogers

But yeah, gth Popeyes. If I’m making sandwiches out of your fried chicken, I’m taking it home and putting it on proper bread, not some rando bun…

Did you or did you not eventually come to the conclusion of bettering yourself? Ok, you had a misadventure or 2. That doesn’t detract from what you accomplished. You sought out help.

I appreciate all of that. But I’m going to be candid: this is what happened. I was driving home after finding out a woman was banging my best friend and wondered “why doesn’t she want me?” What I realized was that it wasn’t just about my weight (I was over 320 pounds at the time) and that since high school I had not…

Because you are a smart person that correctly identified the factors concerning where you could improve your social standing, as opposed to being a person of moderate intelligence that misidentifies their social grievances as being caused by external factors. Because you’re the sort of person who would prefer to watch…

Love that page.

I’m not asking for sympathy. I don’t have sympathy for those goobers. The difference between me and incels is that I took responsibility for my issues, hit the gym, went to therapy, and worked on developing a dynamic personality. But why did I do that and others don’t? I blamed others but I was looking to turn my…

I always tear up at the Two-Face eps when he throws the coins. It’s so sad.

As someone who spent his teenage and early twenties as a fat entitled white nice guyTM it’s interesting to me what makes someone jump left (like I did) versus jump right (like... well, y’know, the alt right). It wasn’t even an overnight transformation for me. It’s been one of fits and starts over the last decade.

Still pumped about seeing it, especially after the last trailer. The Joker has been told many times, but then again so has Hamlet, so whatever.

BTAS is so good at telling the stories of the worlds greatest detective and the pains he goes through to actually try to help the villians. Throw in the best voice acting in all of animation and you have a classic I still watch to this day.

It’s been said a gobillion times before but the best characterization of the Joker was in Batman: The Animated Series (which also gave us Harley Quinn). They couldn’t fall back on violence or sex or sexual violence (ugh) or sheer insanity to make the Joker interesting so they actually had to make the Joker, you know,…

“hurdling” instead of “hurtling”—-unless he really meant the film was jumping over tiny fences to get into theaters.