I broke my Older, Raw-food-Vegan Neighbor’s brain asking them about whether forced pollination and colony collapse disorder invalidated their consumption of Almonds and Avocados.

(seriously though, This shit killed my cystic acne, I am one greasy son of a greek. Strips the oil from the body like Engine cleaner)

That thought had not occurred to me... That is a truly terrifying alternate history.... ;) 

(wide glassy eyes)

I used to love horror, gore fests, etc... Used to have monthly Evil Dead 2 screenings, Dead Alive... etc.

Have you tried Sal Suds yet? (https://shop.drbronner.com/sal-suds-biodegradable-cleaner)

Can confirm...

I’m just waiting to see a horse with it’s legs permanently splayed out at 50 degree angles, walking on the edges of it’s hooves and being grounded out by 3 inch speed bumps. 

Catch Bob live if you can.

Yes, but can I get it in a size 62 XXL Tall?

I’m that asshole who takes 48 hours just to make the dough. (Greek/Italian, you do it right or not at all)

I ask my kids how they want their pizzas cut, Tavern, triangle... sometimes they say ‘I don’t care”

I dislike most videos almost universally, nothing personal... Just too much on my plate to take them in, along with a heck of a case of tinnitus.

Yes, I do. I’m replacing the system with higher quality cameras next year, I’ll get them positioned properly to cover the driveway for the show.  Only 4 cams so there’s a few blind spots. 

It’s too bad that Iliad thing never caught on as a series. Homer will just have to die in ignominy now with only half of his dream realized. 

No problem. Beautiful day to take pictures. ;) St. Johns has a few alleys here and there but not many. There are few shortcuts, few of them go anywhere but backyards.

My driveway lines up with a street that ends in the middle of my “block”

A childhood friend owned a Datsun 810, (his “around the town car” after the rebuild of a Datsun King Cab light truck with a 260Z Euro engine and tranny swap)

So fucking much this.

Wife and I shacked up in ‘95 (first actual date about 6-8 weeks later), her mom left for work at 3 am, so she’d just stay at my house for the first few months. Then we got a house together. Sex started this whole carnival, and I thank all of creation that we actually like each other in almost every other respect. That…