You want the best ratings of all time, you petty, pathetic orange cyst with teeth & hair? Go on national news & fucking resign. I’ll watch that.

“Who are Rage Against the Machine?”

Little bro: Hey fucker. You’re alive. I’m gonna kill you tho.

RIH (Rest in Hell) Littlefinger!

His explanation felt ~topical.

He wasn’t going to lie. He knows that kind of stubborness got Ned killed and admits as much. But I agree with him that eventually words mean nothing if it becomes okay to lie.

I was singing Immigrant Song myself.

Well, he last stupid decision resulted in the White Walkers getting an ice dragon and taking down the wall, and possibly the extinction of the human race, but hey, who’s counting?

The Hound should’ve just let that wight walker go at Cersei chain-free. What a satisfying-ass finale that would’ve been.

Dragonfire don’t melt steel beams.

Finally, all those dickless Theon jokes paid off. 

Also, potentially RIP Tormund and Beric.

The Wall just got wight washed.

AHHHHH.

“Oh hey guy I met briefly years ago. I’m gonna tell you Jon’s parentage, but I’m not going to tell my sisters, for no reason.”

RIP WALL

Let’s be honest, a dog in an induced coma is more socially conscious than the entirety of the White House.

This is just another example of the media’s agenda of trying to brainwash our innocent kids into not being terrible, hateful people.

Hell is other people...eating chips two rows down.

I keep telling you stupid, stupid theater chains: start policing your fucking auditoriums and throw out people who are on their fucking phones or are chatting away like they’re watching a movie in their living room.