The English/Spanish soccer match commentary

Actually nobody loved me when I was a teen - thanks for bringing it up… I think that's the reason my teen years sucked so much.

Hot Lips seemed to be three characters mashed together…

What about the chicken scene? Or am I confusing my John Waters movies?

Yes! Be active now because it only gets harder later on. My father (like his father) just sat in a chair after he retired. 12 years later he's gone from being a thin, relatively healthy guy to an obese, aching, pain-pill-popping, unrecognizable guy. Oddly enough, he's mostly cheerful, but I think it's the drink.

I thought this was the worst sketch of the night. Actually, it wasn't even bad, it was just blah and unforgettable. In fact, didn't Perkins even forget to include it in his review?

With his money he could have a Hawaiian island collection…
Okay, now I want to see some Toy Story toys get eaten up by that crazy lava flow on the Big Island! YouTube, make it happen!

Isn't Lasseter the guy who said he wasn't a fan of sequels? Guess he's just a bigger fan of money.

Also the skit with Alec Baldwin and Jan Hooks in a diner - they weren't a couple (rather, waitress and customer) but the back and forth was amazing!

Yes, especially the last time Lindsey Lohan hosted.

I'm the type who can take a year or two to build up a friendship. I've had good luck attending a regular fitness class over the past few years. I can easily sit at home for days, but forcing myself to attend a weekly exercise class forces me out, and exercise is great for steeling off the blues. Over time, I began…

Loved her in Midnight in Paris - her French and Spanish were both pretty good in that movie!

Finally got around to watching Midnight in Paris. I loved it. I'm hit and miss with Woody Allen films, but this one really worked for me, or maybe I was just in the right mood for it. I thought Allen really captured the feel of Paris (minus the millions of tourists - I would have loved to step in this film just to…

I saw Kattan at a comedy club a year or two ago. 'S'okay.

That's okay, I don't know who Dan Cortese is either.

I kept thinking that Hader's puppet looked like Nixon. Still funny!

I kept thinking that Hader's puppet looked like Nixon. Still funny!

You don't like an actor because of how he looks?

Yes, him. He would make an excellent hipster Jesus.
And here's an interesting fact: history has LOTS of info on Herod, but absolutely nothing about him arranging the mass execution of baby boys.

I thought of Stephen, the tall guy from Hello Ladies, whose surname I can't be bothered to look up.