Trying to get to the front is part of concerts to me. I don't like letting people through either, but I do it because I think at some concerts if you get separated from the people you're with, that might be the last time you see them all night. I always assume if one person is trying to get through, it's because…

God, I HATE moshers and mosh pits. Seriously, I just want to enjoy my Gogol Bordello concert without being tossed around. What gets me is that often, the same people who start the moshing are the same assholes the are so possessive of their space. I went to the bathroom before a concert, and came back right as it was…

Holy shit, how did the picture I clicked on become so big? The square when I made comment was only around the black and red belted suit, not even her face! Computers will kill all of us!!!

I have to think that's photoshopped because no one would make a bikini bottom that lowcut in the front. It wouldn't stay on, your vagina would flop out.

this is a great bathing suit and I want it.

what is that coat and how do I get it??

All I'm saying is the amount of time we've been evolving since agriculture is significantly less than the overall amount of time modern humans have been on the planet. True? If so, I would just guess that we've had less time to evolve to effectively process some of the new elements that have been introduced into the…

Try to switch to goat's milk. Trader joe's has some decently priced goat milk gouda and brie. I think, as long you're not intolerant, dairy and just about everything else is fine, in moderation. I used think of cheese as just another thing to eat. Now i think of it as a treat, and just that change in perception has…

Baguettes are like my cocaine.

I don't know, the science seems pretty convincing if you consider how small our evolutionary distance is from our pre-agricultural revolution ancestors. There's fairly convincing evidence when you look remains of Paleolithic humans versus post agriculture humans. They were taller and generally less susceptible to…

People disagree on that. I think most people who do paleo will agree that if you really test it (two-three weeks without whatever, then add it back in) and you don't have an adverse reaction to dairy or legumes, go for it. A lot of people do have an intolerance and don't realize it. On the more lenient end, I've heard…

No one I know on paleo, including myself, eats that way. I do eat more bacon though.

Seriously. My first date with my boyfriend I was like "I know it's only been one date, but we've been on this date for a really long time, so it's more like 3 dates. What do you say about doing it? Also, I'm really drunk." We ended up pushing it to 3 real dates, but I was ready that night!

I don't know. She's a very different person from all the other women, from everything I can tell from her writing, her interviews, and her humor. If you read her book, she comes off almost as traditional....and traditionally glamorous. Kind of Old World in a way. That cover really defines her. I think it captures her…

I'm very surprised that no one is ever like "Maybe all the other photos sucked?" or "Hey, maybe Mindy Kaling picked that one herself." or something. Mindy Kaling isn't like particularly bigger than, say, Christina Hendricks and she has a full body shot in almost every cover she's on. I think with photoshop and all…

Yeah, I was like WTF is Allison Williams doing here? The other three are at least major stars in their shows. Allison Williams is some side character who lives and dies at Lena Dunham's whim.

I feel like the headline should be "Italian Man Has Sex with 11 year old, Court Says it's OK because ITALY."

I would take 20 flights crammed between two overweight passengers than one flight next to children. People are completely ignorant of how much their kids just fuck up everyone's flight because ohhhh they have kids and surely you will too someday and then you will understand this self righteousness. My simple solution:…

God forbid anyone make a joke about anything serious. What's up with all these Tom Ford jokes? Alcoholism and drug addiction is a serious affliction!

Ok fine, I'm sorry. Then I take it back, that does sound like an interesting story. The story you originally described as "accidentally pregnant despite bc with boyfriend of many years, decided to terminate b/c I was in grad school and for many other reasons, feeling only relief afterwards," did not seem like a story…