I suppose they cannibalize each other? I don't know. Cinema is clearly not the mirror of our lives.

What a lovely, beautiful thought. I hope they evicted that guy. What a fucking asshole.

As if I needed another reason to move to Canada.

Do you ever watch movies like this and wonder "ok, snake population clearly large enough to carry an electoral vote, what have you been doing before Indiana Jones got there? Like, did you just not eat anything for like 1000 years waiting to fill up on Harrison Ford?"

There was a girl in my dorm who had a small pet snake, someone who was even in my circle of friends. We had a strict no pet policy, and I am severely ophidiophobic. She was all like "lol don't tell anyone." Yeah, I reported her that week.

A green mamba? Are you shitting me? Where do you live?

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I will not be sleeping tonight, wondering about what my apartment co-dwellers are doing with their scaly pets. Did the authorities ever find it?

My feelings on this entire situation. Snakes....*shudder*.

I have that book but haven't gotten around to reading it! Must look through it now!

One of my friends said the minute she understood she was an adult was the day she watched RENT again and thought "man, that poor landlord has awful tenants!" As I get older, the more I watch RENT the more I'm like wtf is wrong with these people. Just get a job and call your parents, dammit.

I think it's also highly dependent on things like age and how far apart your pregnancies are. My mother had kids at 24 and 30 and was pretty much fine. My friend's mother had two pregnancies a year and a half apart in her late 30s and never lost the weight.

Hi Jolie,

Lol, I still pay rent, but it's not much of a conversation.

I'm 27 and my sister is 21. I can't possibly imagine dating someone that age. I got 99 problems but figuring out how my internship will conflict with senior seminar and thursday night drinking ain't one.

I sometimes wonder if any of us are adults. Sometimes I look at my 31 year old partner and think "seriously? you're an adult? You just slept until 4 pm on a Sunday and I can't remember the last time you did your laundry." Sometimes I look at myself and think "did I just freak out because my coworker was kind of bitchy…

I bought a watch from them once and the band loop broke after some use. I asked them send me some extra loops that I could slip over the band. They said they were out of the color I had but were happy to send me loops in a different color, so I say ok, whatever, who cares about the watch loops? They sent me a new $50…

On the other end of this, I know a dude who was interviewing for a non-profit and the female director of the non-profit told him "this office is all female, you're the most qualified candidate but some of the women here would just feel more comfortable with another woman working here." I don't think it was a feminist…

People give Birchbox shit (and I definitely know where they have faults), but I have discovered some great products through them, even my new favorite tea (The Ahmed tea that was in the boxes a few months ago, I bought some and have actually gained favor in my office by giving some of the tea bags away)! Also, they…

I am seriously considering stopping by the CVS on the way home and getting It's A Ten Spray.

there is a vitamin C capsule serum you can get from the Body Shop for less than $20 I think. I have found it be pretty good.