It's actually more like an asshole swallowing itself

So like, the Venn diagram of people who still like McGregor and MAGA chuds is a single overlapping circle, right?

It’s nice to see a seal clubbing a human for once.

That was a dueling octopus. That seal demands satisfaction. 

This post gets my seal of approval.

Recycling material I’ve already used on another post about this (and didn’t even think of myself): That kayaker totally got sucker-punched.

For anyone who questions why someone like Ford never went to the cops just read how this woman was treated by the police when she reported the rape.  Apparently kissing = consent to everything and hiring a lawyer to protect yourself is frowned upon.

Welp, based on our current national climate, I expect Trump to nominate Ronaldo to the Supreme Court any minute now...

Field Of Creams

Yeah, while totally missing the point of like, every Springsteen song. 

This is a fair point (disclosure: I have a Nats hat and have been to several games at the park).

As someone from DC who started rooting for the Nats when they moved in 2005 and I was a sophomore in HS, I have minor quibbles with the age choice of 24 specifically...

Don’t forget Curt Flood!

“conservatives are not only like Bryce Harper, but have become like the do-it-yourself punk rockers of the late 1970s and early 1980s.”

“A kid died as a direct result of these coaches running him in dangerous heat and refusing him medical attention until he boiled in his own skin. But negligent homicide? Manslaughter? Good heavens, no. Institutions are corrupt and that’s the way it’s always been done, so how can we really say that they’re…

Athletic trainers (ATs) are highly qualified, multi-skilled health care professionals who collaborate with physicians to provide preventative services, emergency care, clinical diagnosis, therapeutic intervention and rehabilitation of injuries and medical conditions. Athletic trainers work under the direction of a…

You are looking at this logically. Clearly that’s not the Maryland way. If you are committed to a culture of toxic masculinity as Durkin clearly is, these actions make a twisted sense. 

Durkin is already getting paid to not show up to work, how much more punishment can one man take?!

Everyone involved in this should be arrested and tried for negligent homicide. Pathetic.

“...because the head athletic trainer thought drowning was a concern—a decision that might have been a major turning point for the chances of McNair’s survival.”