people that say “people” and “chubby” and put the word “edgy” in quotes are the reason for global warming and the migrant crisis in europe. eat a shit sandwich and go to hell

You managed to make the Redskins look almost not terrible. Way to go Miami.

A citation? I thought it was an automatic felony when you throw a projectile at a moving car. “Assault with a missile” or some shit like that.

Pick one:

At least the domestics involved in this story were vehicles, not violence.

Something, something, metaphor for the Browns’ front office...something, something, can’t look away from a car crash.

Well that was completely necessary what with the threatening way he was standing perfectly still and all.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Oil is harmful to condors, just like Jared Fogle is harmful to miners.

Still better than UTEP’s new mascot.

I wish I could say this is a joke, but it is not. It is accurate: Losing to Temple is a far worse tragedy in Penn State land than child rape.

So Penn Staters wept like little bitches, the rest of the world said “You deserve it,” and there was a burial a few days later.

Packing shit into little holes is what they do in Happy Va—wait no, that’s what they do in fecal testing labs. They commit child rape in Happy Valley. I sometimes confuse the two.

JoePa would have never done something like this. He’d be furious with the way Penn State acts now. Burying something awful, and then telling other people about it?!

On the plus side, the fact that the burying of tapes is merely symbolic—and not a deliberate attempt to conceal incriminating evidence—is a sign of pretty solid progress for this program.

This is good practice for when they have to bury Hackenberg after he dies on the field.

Of all teams, Penn State should know that shit only stays buried for so long.

On LeBatard’s show, Stugotz pointed out that the Browns have a suspension at every level in Week 1: Front Office, Coaching Staff, Player.

I don’t see what this has to do with the Patriots being a snake’s nest full of dirty cheaters.

So the league gets stomped in court, then all of a sudden a “bombshell” report from the same media outlet that leaked completely fabricated information shows up 5 days later? Seems like pretty good timing.