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I know of one Suits fan, and you better believe his white Mormon ass was excited for it! 

Neh the only reality dating show worth watching is Naked Attraction because it is just terrible lol.

Hey, try not to strange any things on the way through the parking lot!”

Okay Sean, don’t over promise. Just say we’ve been working on something and show some clips!

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP!!

Seems like Christmas lawsuits are coming out earlier and earlier every year.

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Good job illustrating that the “Worthington’s Law” Mr. Show sketch wasn’t parody!

Nope, my money’s on the limo driver from Die Hard.

When she got her big start due to The Tree of Life, there was a baseless rumor about Jessica Chastain being Ron Howard’s illegitimate daughter. As Ron Howard tends to give his children the name of the place where they were conceived as a middle name, it provided in the fourth season of Arrested Development the

I don’t know what a Dua Lipa is and I don’t care to find out.

I don’t know if “because they said ‘nuh-uh’ amounts to “completely debunks.”

This may be a bit of a hot take, but the craft beer industry has only themselves to blame.

I kept playing Russian roulette and I got shot, this is bullshit!

(x) Doubt

Counterpoint: No, thanks.

Now I’m imaging a Half-Life movie trilogy, where the third movie never gets made.

In fairness the algorithm writes better than Barsanti. 

What they did is no different then how everyone learns to do art, which is copy their favorite artwork.