Maybe the President could have resisted the temptation to use his undeniable position of authority to get an intern to blow him.

“”a Sherlock Christmas special.””

As opposed to the great work you do by commenting on Kotaku.

Oooo topical

Sounds like you’re calling the Track writers around here a bunch of “fastest non-automatic qualifiers.”

I can’t wait for NBC to revive “The Biggest Non-Automatic Qualifier” as part of their mid-season shakeup.

I also remember waiting for your mom at “Action Park.” Which is what we called the stand of trees next to Exit 16E.

Sigh. And away we go. Next question: “What role does violent video games play in encouraging mass shootings?”

Rats being filed to “BEEF” is also an Arby’s specialty.

The bigotry is coming from inside the house!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I get the idea of calling folks on being pretentious, however dumbing down your language skills so you don’t appear to be elitist is short-minded. Yes some people get offended because I use words they don’t understand but this in English and not everything needs to be expressed solely in lyrics from a country or rap…

We know what he is not, which is a copy editor

I love the shrill yelp when Reese trips over the chair at 4:04. One of my favorite sounds from the game.

You guys, I think <checks notes> “XXX Ass Eater 96 XXX” has a great point

Hard to feel sorry for Stan considering how he treated Kirby and others who helped him create those early Marvel books.

Damn that’s a fucking good model of Arnie.