dmophatty
dmophatty
dmophatty

Jim’s not on board.

God I love this fight. Best small scale fight scene outside of The Winter Soldier. 

My god, man. A spoiler warning, please!

And Rosebud is a sled.

I assume you think Professor Hulk should have thrown the bench further? 

That is a pile of virtue signalling rubbish. You don’t “speak as a white guy” no one elected you as a voice for others. You speak for yourself alone and it seems you want people to like you.

Never do that identity political crap, you represent yourself and no one else.


So someone wanted to write Harley Quinn but didn’t manage to get hired by DC.

Ouch, that stings.

Yeah. It stings a bit.

Just here to point out that Zach Morris is Trash.

Thanks for that hot take, grandpa.

Here’s what irritates me most about this story: less than two months ago there was a VERY public story related to college basketball that went as follows:

No, it goes back further. Sansa was hella good at maths at Winterfell elementary. Also got 1st place in the junior high spelling bee (by just adding “arion” to the end of everything, mostly)

What this country needs is fewer hand jobs and more hand careers.

Going to start a dating site for people whos kink is watching Robert Kraft get tugged off. Thinking of calling it Kraft Singles

You know what would be really surprising? If this Evil Speedster ends up inspiring some existential angst within the Flash, forcing him to question whether or not he’s “fast enough.” In fact, I’d be willing to bet that to defeat this never-before-seen-villain concept, Barry’s going to have to “run faster than he’s

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Thanks for this. When I left the house this morning, I noticed the magnolia tree in our front yard was in full bloom and took a moment to appreciate its beauty. After reading this, I remembered that the real focus should be on all of those stupid flower petals which I will have to clean up over the coming weeks. Life

“He supported himself in part by churning out massages.”