Such a non-article, must be a slug slow news day today.

So I’ve been told. But while Winter Soldier is a fine film, it felt far less like a Captain America movie to me than a S.H.I.E.L.D. movie. It was a really, really good S.H.I.E.L.D. movie, but I wanted a Captain America movie. Civil War, overstuffed with Avengers as it is, feels more like a Captain America movie to me…

I fucking love Winter Soldier, and I’m not ashamed to say my top 3 are Winter Soldier, Thor Ragnarok, and Infinity War. I’m also irrationally angry at your bottom-tier rank of the Ant-Man movies, HOWEVER, the first one had such a shitty villain.  Ant-Man and the Wasp was fantastic!  That’s a top tier movie for me at…

Oh, God, no. She’s too american. 

I’d say underwhelming, not sucks, considering the secrecy. The Birds of Prey full title, now that sucks.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

That’s how I feel reading a lot of things online these days.

banning 4 people? there goes half the playerbase.

Man, I wasn’t even that much angry about 76 because, since it was a new multiplayer endeavour anyways, I didn’t even bother with it... not my gig, perhaps someone will like it after all the bugs gets straightened out, or some changes are done a la No Man’s Sky or something.

“We overlook LeBron James. Here’s LeBron, this aging star, plugging along, starring in Space Jam 2.”

I LIKE SHORTS BECAUSE THEY ARE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!

In Soviet Maryland, broom touches you. 

How dare you be reasonable! Don’t you understand the problem. I have the right to not be triggered and the whole of society must child-lock themselves to avoid triggering me.

Apparently for his son the Fitzmagic is gone...

Here’s a lifehack. To avoid substitution charges, bring your own scallops hidden in your purse. 

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How? Negotiate in good faith perhaps? Not use a clause in the CBA in a way it was never intended? Bell gave them 400 touches year after year, more than any other RB in the NFL, and how have the Steelers used him? Like a tube of toothpaste, squeezing every last drop out before being tossed aside.

Come back and finish your headline Gabe!

The offensive playcalling is definitely an issue - what team has not one but two of the best rookie running backs in the league, and gives them a combined 13 carries? The O-line plays well in the running game and is an embarrassment in pass protection. Meanwhile Keenum runs the play action pass as well or better than…

At least toss me a tourniquet!