Cool story but you intentionally left out all the silly bits.

In percentage of movie-going audience, no one has read the novels. So that doesn’t really help. It’s just not serious fantasy in the same class as something like Game of Thrones, or even Lord of the Rings. It has sillier roots. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, mind you. I love silly things. I just think they should…

Right, but they clearly wanted to make a movie that told both sides, for better or for worse. Probably too ambitious, I agree. But it’s literally the only selling point the movie has for a general audience, so I don’t think pulling back on that would help. Just my opinion.

Your idea is to make a Warcraft movie without orcs? That’s not better.

Yes.

Nah, the Garona one is much sillier, and you know that too.

Then we played different games or have different definitions of serious.

I did play them. They were fun and silly. I mean, you’d click on an orc too many times and it would have a cute line. It’s silly. So now what?

Um, I don’t think his point is nothing should be serious. But silly things shouldn’t try to be serious, and Warcraft is a very silly thing.

I don’t get how this is a heroic sacrifice. Bran warged into him. He was under Bran’s control. He wasn’t a hero, he was a pawn. Am I wrong?

Who the hell would put on a helmet with their fingers like that?

Seriously, fuck you and the Joe Pa dick you rode in on.

Maybe he sold Joe on Second Mile as a way to make up for past crimes. Do some good for kids, etc. Of course that was monster speak for more horror.

I agree, but Beiber gets grabbed, shirt ripped, etc. Not saying her being female isn’t important in this case, but feeling entitled to celebrities is a powerful crazy phenomenon. I don’t get it.

You are a good person and should feel good about your cereal choices.

Crispix is the best cereal on there and I will brook no disagreement. I WILL BROOK NONE.

No thanks.

No, they saw Green Lantern too.

What they say and what they do will be two different things. They’re not idiots, they know more money is better than less.

Yeah, he doesn’t understand it at all. Shocking someone is just making up stuff on the internet, but there you go.