Ha! Ha! Isn’t it lovely to be rich and famous! One of my favorite things about it is that at any time I can do something infinitely cooler, more exclusive, and more fun than trying to win over every last person on a failing social-media network run by morons. Now let us go test-drive Lamborghinis and crash them and…

I don’t think that’s his suggestion. Rich people can afford to take risks (and probably became rich by doing so), so they can put up the capital to invest in non-indexed companies. The rest of us just need a stable, successful, no-nonsense investment vehicle. So why not use one that doesn’t waste money by funneling it…

Ryan seems to have an odd fixation on Brandon Weeden. This is what he said at a campaign rally in August 2012: “And I’m a big football fan, that Brandon Weeden, I think you’ve got a good quarterback. This guy was great at Oklahoma State. You’re going to have a good quarterback there, so I see a good future for the…