Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

Better headline:

He’s not your friend, Buddy.

So you’re saying they just have a deferens of opinion?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Lincoln didn’t even stay for the end of the play.

Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown.

I think where white people get mixed up is what they’re supposed to FEEL about their privilege. They (we) too often assume it’s guilt or remorse that’s required. When, in reality, it’s kindness and civility and fairness. And most importantly sometimes, it requires outrage for a plight that’s not your own.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

Thanks a lot; I did as you suggested and now I can’t go back to Aeropostale.

If you’re a dude and you’ve never stood naked in front of a full length mirror while shaking your hips and flopping your dick around I don’t know what you’ve been doing with your time but it has not been well spent.

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

Samurai passing.

Oh, but when I send photos of Bieber being drilled from behind to Deadspin, I get no response. Typical liberal media, celebrating itself and marginalizing outsider voices!