Return of the Jedi isn’t sexy? But about Interspellar space’s number one Soul Man, the great keyboardist Max Rebo?

I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

I’m still holding out for an after-credits scene next week where we cut to an exiled Jaime and Cersei on the terrace of a merchant’s house in Braavos, and Jaime is negotiating to sell her in marriage to a Dothraki horselord. Then he turns to the camera, waggles his eyebrows and says: “Here we go again!”

Not even the best description I’ve heard today. Limmy nailed it. 

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

Oh, sure. The kid can cry all it wants. But I open just one full-screen window on my laptop to pornhub with full volume while I try to quietly eat my greek salad...and I’m the one being asked to move from the aisle seat and then turned into the air marshals. How do they even think the kids got here???

Ha ha, sure do get this reference! Yep!

The worst thing about this is that now EVERYBODY is doing it, killing off supposedly major characters became an instant trope.

“inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say, “We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage””

Nobody ever finishes that phrase but I feel like we need to remember that it goes

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

It’s like some weird hall monitor instinct. These are definitely the kind of people who, as schoolchildren, made lists of anyone who “misbehaved” while a substitute teacher was in charge so that they could tattle to the regular teacher. These are the kind of people who justify the treatment of migrant children as…

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Well, first of all, we can increase the number and category of visas available.

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is…

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

if you’re going to cut a space ninja in half, do it vertically, not horizontally!

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

Working on getting the Obama Foundation and presidential library seems like a good use of his time to me. Also that time off? Well earned. I hope he and his family enjoyed every second of it.

The thing of it is that Starlord’s actions are in character. This is the guy who got into a pissing contest with Rocket over who was the better pilot that ended up crashing their ship. He has demonstrated a very distinct lack of emotional maturity in the previous movies. Starlord isn’t a villain, he’s a flawed…