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Is he the same guy who gave his wife a car, then she picked the truck he wanted, then he was fine with it?  Or the guy who really likes Michelob Ultra?  Or the guy who isn’t embarrassed to talk to his doctor about ED?  In my headcannon, they’re all the same guy, and I don’t care.

“One does not feel wiser, braver or more optimistic after drinking it”

It’s a poignant commentary on the ultimate futility of man’s search for meaning, distilled to this singular image, its infinite repetition only serving to further emphasize the hopelessness of the human condition.

“on such a guttural level”

“exploiting a hole in their doughnut”

True.  On the list of rich people sports, it falls well below hockey, lacrosse, crew, and hunting people in the lowest tax bracket.

All your anniversaries are belong to us.

Ok, that is a banger.

“No matter how much they attempt to rebrand the opening of the Fashion District of Philadelphia, I’m still going to call it The Gallery.”

This is what happens when you put your dating profile on hegemony.com instead of harmony.com.

It’s not that strange: they buy billions of dollars of weapons from our corporations, all of which have relationships with our politicians.

And Trump said the same about Obama before the 2012 election.

“because they use primarily American weapons.”

Which, to me, is the biggest question in this whole mess. This was, as noted, a carefully coordinated, precise attack. But the outcome is, seemingly, negligible. I believe I heard that the Saudis purposefully do not operate their refineries at capacity, meaning it’s even less of a setback because they should be able

Husband wore a dildo-nose (dilnose? there’s gotta be a good portmanteau for that)? She’s a disgrace!

I would not be even a little bit surprised if Don Jr. wanted his sister as well, and that contributes to their enmity.

“e, but seems like other parents and referees incapable of sexualizing teenage girls”

Chicken cordon bleu?

More longform journalism, please.

You really think any of his supporters would believe a woman over The Chosen One (TM)?