They’re not calling out inconsistencies in the Scriptures (though there are plenty; Christ directly contradicts the books of the Old Testament on several occasions), but rather the inconsistencies in modern-day (American, especially) Christianity with respect to the Scriptures. It’s inarguable that there are an awful…

Here’s what shockwaver wrote: “ as Jesus said... well.. nothing about gay people.”

That’s great.  Now why do you believe that everyone else has to follow your beliefs?

“I am not saying anyone should toss their kid outside, assuming a friendly bear will show up and babysit it for free, because that won’t happen! You can’t engineer this stuff.”

And that’s not my “brilliant logic,” it’s 200+ years of U.S. law. You really can’t be this ignorant.

A person in the United States is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. It’s not a difficult concept, though I concede that it might be too much for you to wrap your tiny brain around.  Shithead.

I forgot how many Big Names were in that show.

“A GNK droid (also known as a Gonk, thanks to the distinctive sound it makes)“

Some favorites from the NE corridor:

That turkey looks disturbingly like a severed dog’s head facing to the right.

That turkey looks disturbingly like a severed dog’s head facing to the right.

“one 32-year-old boy name Shia LaBeouf from the sleepy town of Los Angeles just might have a chance to make those dreams a reality. That boy’s name is Shia LaBeouf”

I got off the IPA train when I realized that more than one gives me a headache the size of Montana.  More pilsners, please.

“object lesson” not “abject lesson”

+1 for the Hans Sprungfeld name-drop.

But also because, dude lies. Constantly. About everything. Whether it’s consequential or not.

Oh god that was painful.

“Trump’s problem is not his inexperience. It’s that he’s a moron who believes he’s a genius, and has no interest in listening to those smarter than him.”

Get a Marvel Unlimited subscription. At ~$5/month, it’s a very economical way to drown yourself in classic comics (and also new-ish ones - new issues are about 6-8 months behind print).

PA drinker here - In my experience, not getting your card back is the exception, not the rule. (Actually, most places I drink don’t even take a card to start a tab; they just start your tab and then tell you what you owe at the end.)

You referenced the title of the episode twice, and got it wrong both times.