The more i try to explain America’s credit monitoring system to people like my parents the more idiotic it sounds. Why do they have so much data no one ever willingly gave them? Why do we use social security numbers for so many things completely unrelated to social security? Why are their three fucking separate…

If these idiots cost me one penny, I’m suing their asses for the next ten generations. And no I am not agreeing to their stupid “WE aren’t at fault” arbitration clause. My credit union will handle my credit monitoring needs for a small monthly charge.