Man, he got DPOY while on a team that went 2-14. That’s pretty much impossible these days.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

Both are worthy fuckin’ adversaries.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

Two months ago I was fired from my job for sexually harassing my boss but at a minor league hockey game yesterday I caught a t-shirt from the t-shirt cannon despite being in the nosebleeds. Redemption truly is a long and winding road, but it is rewarding.

Lansky makes top-notch sharpeners, and I am consistently happy with their products. This looks like a great field sharpener. Unfortunately, it also looks like it isn’t available at $8 anymore.

Lansky makes top-notch sharpeners, and I am consistently happy with their products. This looks like a great field…

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

I wanted to make a joke about Frank Viola.

Better than punching a horse in the face at a guy auction.

At least for the last guy, sure.

He called the only woman in his life.

That’s a paddlin

If I was forced to miss work after every serious brain injury, I’d just be happy to have a job (because I was recently laid off).