American porn stars are typically built that way due to copious amounts of plastic surgery and silicone.

A lot (including me).

Agreed, and she's got a body like "woah".

I'm getting my second favorite skin from ordering at Gamestop anyway. It's no Terry McGinnis skin, but it'll have to do.

But you're fucking the developer that makes the games you enjoy playing, can't you see the detriment in this?

With every hardware generation there's always a saturation of certain genres. In fact, it's only as of late (some of last gen. and mostly this gen.) that military shooters and shooters in general have been churned out by studios. Typically most of the field have been full of some type of platforming adventure title,…

...from cookie cutter platformers and RPGs.

Oh ok, then all is well. :)

No, he looks more like the ball-sack that he apparently is.

I'd love for the liner to look like the Tauntaun's insides, otherwise that shit is boss.

You'd just love to piss in them, wouldn't you?!

Kotaku, get this guy a star already!

Welcome Evan! We'll be glad to tell you how to do your job and remind you that this is a gaming blog, but we'll also be here to cheer you on and let you know that you're doing just fine. :)

Oh man, I try to avoid any opinions in Nintendo articles as much as possible. If you aren't praising the game and finding faults or making suggestions on how they can improve something you're in for a tidal wave of whiny comments of superiority. It's best to just let them think that their games are perfect and the…

African or European?...Wait what?

It's complicated. I'd gotten to the Taurus Demon with a bunch of souls and died the first time, then when I'd gone back with more souls I ended up beating him and having everything I'd had and lost, and the ones that I'd just gotten. I didn't want to run to the previous bonfire and have to kill everyone for the 30th…

Yeah, I think that they should keep most of the Zelda hallmarks, but some more depth might not be a bad thing.

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I'm glad you kept the joke somewhat "highbrow"

Bad Company 2 when taking breaks from Dark Souls man that shit really puts me down sometimes (the first Drake on the bridge made me lose over 6,000 souls! When I went back it killed me again so all was lost). And the occasional New Vegas when I relax with a stiff drink due to the stress of Dark Souls.