How bout a refund of your day 1 deposit and move your budget up a grand to $51k and splurge an extra $2k and buy this used 2014 F10 M5. Plenty of tech, RWD, 0-60 UNDER 5 seconds AND it’ll sound great while being just a bit under the radar AND it’ll still even have 20,000 miles and a year left of warranty. WIN/WIN. http…

pssssssst, it’s keeping those gorgeous doors

Wooooooooooohhhh, we’re crashing therrreeeeeeee, wooooooOOHHHH LANDING ON A PRAYERRRRRR! Grab the stick, we’re f*cked I swearrrr!!! WooooOOOHHH LANDING ON A PRAYERRRRR!

Soooo basically, what you’re telling me, is that you are upset he can explain it in about two sentences for what takes you an entire paragraphical (that a word?) rant. You know your engineering stuff I suppose, but what does that matter if the dude just getting into cars has no clue what you’re talking about? Sounds…

This right here is the opposite of what you should be saying. Let’s poke fun at the people who disagree with us and deride them for how they talk and act because that always changes things. How can you ever expect someone on the opposing side to come to the table or even meet you halfway, when all you do is poke fun…

This is life, EVERY.SINGLE.DAY at a car dealership. It happen’s all the time, though here if that happens the a-hole salesperson who did it gets 50%. The amount of nepotism here.....don’t even get me started

Well if that doesn’t describe working for a dealership to the “T” I don’t know what does. Luckily, I don’t have to sell cars, I’m just a product trainer, but this is car dealership culture dead on. It’s unfortunate as that’s what adds to the sleazy salesperson stereotype. Most of them are miserable, so they don’t…

Natty-boh or die....or PBR if you’re feeling extra cheap and just trying to forget about that stapled-on iPad

I’m genuinely surprised there isn’t a doctoral thesis on BMW owners up there. I’m a BMW owner and I hate us most of the time. We’re like Subaru owners but we think we’re better because it says BMW. And if your car has an “M” on it, even if it’s an M240 your douchebag level skyrockets. But then the “real M” guys come…

Fun fact: The i3 is actually BMW’s fastest car 0-30. Laughably low range? Yes. Ugly-jury is still out for me on that one. Slow-Not in a city, where most people are driving it. It’ll never be a highway cruiser so let’s stop pretending that it should be or ever will be.

DK Mountain anyone? Who doesn’t like getting shot out of a cannon?

A long hood, two seat, two door, drop top does not a Vette make. It’s like saying that if I look at the M5 from the side it kinda looks like a Dodge Charger solely because it has 4 doors and a “sporty” body shape.

They now have the M760i. Not a full blown “M” mind you, but they did take the V12 out of the RR Wraith and drop it in there. Sooooooo you still get 600 hp/590 lb-ft which is unashamedly identical to the B7. But V12, because an Alpina V8 is inferior.

Shit man, my dealer is $147.50 an hour......

Katie’s CnC is my jam man

That’s what I drive right now and I love it. Has some extra mods on it but even stock they’re a blast to drive. Mine doesn’t have active steering which is way preferable to active steering, makes it feel more direct and pointed. Finding a 6-speed is a bit of a challenge, though the auto’s aren’t bad as long as you…

Parked perfectly...even backed in...just sayin