All the “I don’t mind doing it for pennies because it’s a hobby” people are like the rich kids you knew in college who could afford to take the cool unpaid internships while you had to work an actual job. Companies need content and people to bring coffee and do scut work. They make money off the free work. If there…

I also used to be a team blog editor, and I also used to treat it that way. But I put far more than 40 a week into it for probably a solid 4-5 years out of the 6-7 that I ran it, and the problem isn’t that I was shortchanged, it’s that a multi-million or multi-billion dollar corporation generated ad revenue and profit…

hows that boot taste

While I’ll agree they tweaked Thanos from that first appearance, I don’t think the plan was ever bring in the character of Death (nor did I want them to.)

Thank god there are crazy, enraged white guys defending A&M’s football honor. That was one thing the school was lacking before Jimbo showed up with his family.

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again.…

You can tell how much they appreciate his leadership by their refusal to look at him

If TO did that shit today, he’d have gotten twice the crap because social media would’ve jumped on the “Look at that ego” dogpile.

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

Who dat?

lol. “I could easily refute every point made in this article”... and doesn’t. 

I have a new article about Jungian psychology and whiteness – written by a white man, even – that I’m handing out copies to of any wypipo who’ll even think about reading it. Their projecting is a HUUUUUUUUUGE source of the problem. This incredibly hypocritical white dude numbskull – also, gay Republican, really???…

No, no — because Jordan said so. Just like how Putin said he didn’t meddle, so it didn’t happen.

Marchman’s favorite food to eat while high is a spinach salad? I just....Like if that’s the best you can do while high, just start drinking soylent for the rest of your life and live in a room without windows. You clearly can’t enjoy life. Jesus, man.

I put my mouth over the faucet.

tbh, I missed the word “old” in the headline until just now. 

Never meet your heroes.

Oh, look, Stephen Miller has an account on Gizmodo Media.

7. What does the soul stone do, besides make you murder Zoe Saldana?