We can only hope. If anybody knows where all the bodies are buried, it’s this scumbag.

Miller, hands down. I’d bet even money he has a dismembered body in his freezer right now. Bannon is probably into more rich guy racist stuff like Mandingo fights and human trafficking.

“He’s person; not a robot”

I’d have a lot more sympathy if their coach wasn’t dropping half a million dollars on a freaking high school football team. Talk about having your priorities straight.

Only 5 and already a world-class ball buster. Kid’s got an amazing future.

What a stupid-ass hill to die on.

Great breakdown man.

“The faux-prudishness of right-wing people always gets me.”

Equally insane: C-List Doctor Strange made more money than the freaking Justice League, featuring three of the four most popular and well-known comic book characters in history.

“trying too hard to be edgy”

To quote Dave Chappelle, “Girl, I was high on PCP!”

Just from the standpoint of analysis, shouldn’t we expect better than some flaming hot take that would have been better served flying out of Skip Bayless’ butthole? Basing a column on a season-ending loss based on something stupid but ultimately inconsequential a kid did in the final minutes is the very definition of…

Man, you guys are lucky. My maternal grandpa was pretty average, and the only stories I have regarding my paternal grandpa involve the outrageously racist shit he used to say.

We call this, burying your lede.

As somebody who has been following Matthew Heimbach’s dastardly exploits for several years now, this story is deeply, deeply satisfying. Could not possibly happen to a bigger scumbag.

Yeah, it was still delicious. It wasn’t like using something that had been under a heat lamp for 10 hours.

I normally wouldn’t get excited about winning 20 of the past 29 games, either. But after the worst five-year stretch in team history, with some young players showing signs of being worth a crap and the possibility of adding a big name or two this summer, I will take anything I can get.

Unless they’ve changed their process, it was the same with Wendy’s chili when I worked there 25 years ago. You’d take hamburger patties that had been on the grill too long to serve, chop them up and mix with their pre-made chili sauce, and viola. I still think Wendy’s was/is pretty high-quality for fast food — the…

I always thought of it as a little easter egg for the die-hards, a clever play on words that nodded to the comics.

Missing flag pins, tan suits, not saluting correctly ... it’s mind-boggling to look back at the nonsense Fox News and all of their ilk had to dig up to make Obama look bad compared to the clown currently in office. His worst week wouldn’t crack Trump’s bottom 30 or 40.