Oh this isn’t even close to the troubles that come after the main quests.

Yes! The wedding was a great way to close everything out. I'm interested to see where the expansions take things next, especially with how Evior finally ends up in in North America. 

Hamtunscire is so good though. Yeah, Hordafylke is the end of the sci-fi part of the story, but Hamtunscire really brings all the growth Eivor went through home.

I believe so. What a great way to close that out. 

Ah, okay. Doesn’t seem like too much of an issue to deal with. I'll probably give motion controls a try. 

Hopefully that won’t be a problem with the joycons?

The story was great but I found very little reason to go back after.

Just wait until you get to Heavansward. My biggest gripe with Stormblood (which I’m close to wrapping up now) is that it didn’t feature nearly enough of my absolute best buddy in all of Eorzia, Alphinaud.

Well, I can say right now that the new recaster is kind of garbage since there doesn’t appear to be any weekly powerful rewards from it. Maybe that will change later but doesn’t appear like it will.

I just don’t see it happening. I mean, No Man’s Sky had a lot of die hard fans that stuck with it, and Hello Games wasn’t this giant corporate machine trying to spit out games-as-service titles like a ant queen laying eggs. They won't want to waste the time or resources. 

In my opinion Stormblood took a while to get interesting but kicked into gear once you get to Kugane and Doma. 

Better than Heavansward (which is my favorite so far)?

I need to step it up! I binged the main quest, Heavansward and most of Stormblood but got a little burned out and took a break for the past year. I need to get back at it!

“Strangely, the plot’s never mattered to me, a person who regularly gets lost in wiki lore pages of video games she’s never played for shits and giggles.”

I love a good, long open world saga, but even I must admit that the past two Assassin’s Creed games were too much. Valhalla wasn’t nearly as strung out as Odyssey but I did get to a point, about 80 hours in with about half the map still needing to be conquered, that grew a bit weary.

“Maybe the Mom is hoping for grandkids and would rather her son choose ways to relieve that stress that involve said wife... and conceivably results in grandkids.”

Me: Hey, work was stressful. I need to game a bit.

For all three games I decided I wouldn’t get worked up about paragon or renegade and just handled the choices how I felt they should be handled, not how I thought the game wanted me to. I wound up getting to the end of ME3 with the max amount of war assets one could muster without multiplayer (still annoyed that they…

Its alright. I don’t think we’re supposed to take it seriously? It’s like the 80s or 90s vision of the future, which is kind of funny. It’s not Deus Ex though.

Maybe the guys at CD Projekt Red have only seen one vagina. Like, ever.