Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

things would have gone differently if he just had thought a little harder about his glove placement.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Steelers fans like him again now

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

“What?" -Kellen Winslow Jr.

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

Yet another reason you don’t take advice from Kenny Rogers.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Glad to. This is a list of the regions of the United States of America. Hope this helps.

“Jake Magnum” is one hell of a name. Dunno if it’s quite NOTY bracket-worthy, but still. Very Lifetime Channel film-esque.

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

Smith wants no part of showering with Nick Foles.

Nailed it.  He’s trying to play Superdad in front of an audience of teachers so that he can point to it in a later court hearing.  It’s the mark not only of an abuser, but a narcissist.

These are the actions of an abuser. Here’s how: Abuse is about manipulation of power and control. Here he is, being a “concerned” parent to show up at school to pick up his kids, even though, based on what is being reported, he should not. He’s trying to publicly show that he is a responsible parent. It situations…

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

FAKE NEWS! OBAMA MADE OUR MILITARY WEAK! SAD!