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Fact: It’s okay for actors to act. That is literally their job. Did you know that neither Sandra Bullock nor George Clooney were astronauts when they agreed to star in Gravity? Also Heath Ledger wasn’t a crazy psychopath when he agreed to play the Joker in The Dark Knight.

Black men can play white colonial slave

The pain in the wallet is the only thing they understand.

There is that, but it’s totally worth it for the security.

There is that, but it’s totally worth it for the security.

The best travel purchases I ever made was a cargo vest. You know, one of those vests like you see adventurers in movies wear.

The best travel purchases I ever made was a cargo vest. You know, one of those vests like you see adventurers in

If you are reading Gizmodo for backpack shopping ideas, then I would recommend doing some day hiking before you trek it out into the wilderness for a few days.

If you are reading Gizmodo for backpack shopping ideas, then I would recommend doing some day hiking before you trek

Step 1: go buy a cheap backpack. Any backpack will work fine, just pick one. It’s just a friggin’ back pack, you aren’t hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Step 1: go buy a cheap backpack. Any backpack will work fine, just pick one. It’s just a friggin’ back pack, you

I’m guessing you have never watched a movie ever? Is that correct?

The Desoto guy he beat ran a GREAT leg himself.

Hang on... When did Steve ever have an opportunity to pick up the hammer in battle. In AoU, the hammer was pretty well spoken for between Thor and Vision, and then Steve didn’t see it again until the last war scene of EG.

The best part about being an American is the ability to enjoy royal gossip, weddings, and corinations AND not have to pay taxes to them.

None of this makes sense. Not a word of it.

We live in the dumbest possible time line.

Biden and Trump are like the Transformers of politicians. You don’t think YOU know or hang out with anyone that likes them, but you do.

Can some social media influencer please start a trend of people taking an oath to never vote for a baby boomer again? Man, woman, Republican, Democrat, whatever. No more baby boomers.

Granted, I don’t have as many single friends as I used to, but honestly I don’t know that I can think of anyone I know that has had any kind of meaningful success on tinder.

I’m sure you were able to get your STD the old fashioned way.

Dating sucks so bad for you guys. I’m glad I got out of that game before social media was a thing.

Being young is so much worse than when I was in my 20's.

The last time I went on a date, birds weren’t dinosaurs.

Ironman

Thankfully, Putin and Xi aren’t crazy (Putin wants you to think he is, but he’s not Trump. He’s a much smarter totalitarian). Neither want a war like this on their boarders.

They will quash this before it goes anywhere.