Nothing. Run an hide if you win.

The sad thing is that this report is optimistic only for the sake of being optimistic. We had “Ten Years” back in the 70's. It’s way too late now to avoid catastrophic climate change. It’s happening now as we speak. We are already seeing and documenting positive feedback loops. The only thing a carbon tax might do at…

The joke is that that joke stopped being funny decades ago.

I understand taking a “don’t be dumb, your LaCroix is fine” side on this, but I’m personally on the “LaCroix, and all the others, shouldn’t be using the word ‘natural’ like they do.”

Natural is a legally misleading word. It’s absolutely intentionally misleading. The companies are using the word specifically because…

24 hours? That's hardly a big deal. Try taking an international flight somewhere. 24 hours goes by before you even realize it.

“Although people point to racism and police brutality, I have always believed that the biggest white privilege is white church. They don’t even have to dress up for church! If a white person wears a polo to worship service it means it’s a special service...”

Yeah, I agree with you there. White church has become far…

Alternate explanation:

20-30 times may not be enough. Think about it.

Not a lawyer or anything, but have you thought about the consequences of sharing copyrighted media on a off-site server that you don’t personally control? Seems like you are kinda setting yourself up there.

Sure. Make your bets as you like. But if Sears goes up, you lose the bet. You can’t sue Sears because you were a dumb stock holder. Suck it up.

$420.

Might be the second most “an Onion headline come to life”.

I know this is the internet and good sense isn’t always appreciated, but the point of a sound was isn’t to remove all sound. Yes, that guy 200 feet away from the interstate may be able to hear the highway a bit louder than he would without the sound wall, but the guy whose house is adjoining wouldn’t be able to live…

I am a long way from a republican right now. But the “girl” wanted to be a national politician. She’s playing in the big leagues.

That’s fair game.

Go back and remember all the “Conservative Barbie doll” names thrown at Palin. That was fair game too. If she was a private citizen, it would be uncalled for, but the…

SHHH!!! ixney on the upidstey.

Tell you what. Enough of you guys can leave and move to Texas. Texas is great. No hippies here. Come on over. You know what? Even better ideas. Let’s just trade homes. You take me home in Texas, and I’ll take yours in California. Starting m straight up trade. Sounds good?

Consumers in 2013: Gas prices are terrible! Where are the small cars?
Manufacturers in 2015: We’ll reinvest in great cars right away!
Consumers in 2015: Wow, gas prices are great! Bring on the super-trucks!
Manufacturers in 2018: Welp, I guess no one likes cars any more.

Gas prices in 2018:

I really had no idea who said it. I just attributed it to Lincoln as a joke.

“Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.”
-Abraham Lincoln

That was really rude. I don’t believe you are Canadian at all.