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Gold Ranger checking in

TINFOIL HATS HEEERE!! GET YOUR TINFOIL HATS!

“You’ll often see the Ghost icon pop up in the top right corner, indicating that there’s something nearby to scan for some good lore details, but the game doesn’t do a good job of telling you how to find it, and often it appears in the middle of heavy firefights.”

You’d like to think that, but no. It’s not just a bunch of kids who don’t know better yet. It’s an endemic problem to a heteronormative, racist, misogynist white patriarchy. It’s not a few bad apples spoiling the barrel. The orchard is rotten.

That’s a negative. I’m not a great player, but I’ve played a ton of the first and second game, all the really good people uses motion for a reason.

But if a game was buggy off the shelf, you were stuck with it in an unplayable state. Plus, people who whinge about DLC apparently never heard the words “expansion pack” back in the day, and you couldn’t even get that on consoles. I paid $50 between the two for Shivering Isles and Knights of the Nine for Oblivion; the

If your mother did, she got it on sale. The game retailed for $80 at launch. As did Chrono Trigger and many other 3rd party SNES games. Phantasy Star IV for Genesis was actually $100 retail.

Anyone complaining that games cost $59.99 in the US these days should bear in mind that $26.99 in 1985 dollars is $60.65 today. Damn near bang on the mark.

And I’d have sworn my mom paid $70 for Final Fantasy III on the SNES at Christmas 1994.

I absolutely everything they’ve done with Doomfist. I was honestly worried he’d be a Lucio 2.0 in terms of black male representation, but he is a serious, strong, soft-spoken, and (my favorite) subtle nerd with all the anime/video/comic references. Honestly the references are in a place I wouldn’t expect because you

As someone who just ordered a Switch this post definitely doesn’t make me slightly 2nd guess my decision. Nope, not at all....

I did not include the fact that he scream-shouted it twice, and the second time, the lyrics were about his genitals.

yeah...a couple times...they are combat robots, yaknow...hell, they both die before you even unlock the ability to save your game.

that’s the fucking box art.

Idk if you knew this, I’ll assume you didn’t here...

Wrong.

You kind of have a shit sense of humor. Not only are you changing the original meaning and intention for a stupid joke, but you’re making a big deal about it as if you’re the righteous one, fuck off.

I don’t like using the word idiot for anyone who tries to sit down and talk level-headedly about their choices. But you absolutely, definitely made the wrong call here. And I certainly hope no one follows in such hasty, thoughtless footsteps.