Don’t worry, the wahhhhmbulance is on its way.

It’s one thing if you feel sorry about the situation, like you’re sad this guy did this because you would’ve loved to see him play, but this is something else entirely.

So what are you saying, that it’s “old hat” to call out the president for being a creep? How long exactly do we have to call out someone who once looked at a 10-year old and said, “I’m gonna date her in ten years”?

It’s pretty clear what happened here. Manny Machado obviously has a Jason Statham fetish, and he was simply trying to live out a harmless fantasy.

I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED, the Secretary of Education doesn’t know how to properly use the word “myriad”.

Serious question:

I’ve played several different sports, but I played rugby for the longest and rugby refs were always me favorite referees.

This whole thing just smacks of a publicity stunt, like Ellen’s “selfie” which was basically a paid-for advertisement for Samsung.

I see your Iron Lotis and raise you a Princess Di.

Also, stay off Tom’s lawn.

Oh, shut up.

I was in a cab in Manhattan about 10 years ago, stopped at a red light. In front of us was a balding, middle-aged guy in a cry-for-help-mid-life-crisis convertible, and in front of him was an SUV. As soon as the light turned green, convertible guy starts honking his horn, really laying on it. The SUV goes into…

The bright side is that he’s got a couple more weeks to brush up on his playboy centerfolds before spring training starts.

Zach Baron left out the part where McGregor called his first loss to Nate Diaz, “fake news”.

Bad hockey man.

“Listen, I suspect I’m probably not you’re typical reader. 41, balding investment guy, three kids, minivan, house in the suburbs of upstate NY”

“Listen, I suspect I’m probably not you’re typical reader. 41, balding investment guy, three kids, minivan, house in the suburbs of upstate NY.”

If you think that dunk was spectacular, you should see him do taxes.

That’s an idea I can get behind.

Endurance is fine, but a lot of times the games are too long and teams use way too many pitchers. Pitchers these days are so specialized, and when a game goes 15 innings it affects the product on the field the next day.