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Wait Wait Wait!!! Someone at Jalopnik took pictures of cars other than the Ford GT. I thought the Detroit Ford GT auto show only had Ford GTs. Thank you good sir.

This car is prettier than the new Ford GT.

I bet Dyson's cars suck...

10. When Am I Getting My $12,000 Maybach I Ordered From That Website?

Oddly in the UK, where it has rained non-stop since Stonehenge was built, convertible sell in massive numbers.

Don't know how that happened.... It is a nice lawn, though, as lawns go.

You wish the lawn being shown on the monitor was a car? Weird, but not completely unbelievable.

And the dude on the left just doesn't give a shit - probably thinking "Goddammit Jerry, you showed us your magic tricks in the last meeting".

This portable toilet looks pretty sweet. Think of the time savings!

I set this to my desktop.

This. This is the shot that sold me on the new NSX. Fucking awesome.

"The second-gen Acura NSX: developed back when there were books"

Who reads the BOOKS!

The Veyron was different. It had no competition. It was just the most of everything. How much does it cost? A million. How fast does it go? A million. How many special editions are there? A million.

"Speak softly, and reveal a Ford GT."

Whenever a Jalopnik article feels just a wee bit too perfect, I have to scroll up and see if Doug is the author.

Saw this and it seemed fitting...

You see, after literally years of pomp and circumstance surrounding the NSX, Ford managed to upstage Acura on the very day of the NSX reveal with a far more exciting car that nobody knew anything about. Instead of talking about the new Ford GT for the last decade, and showing people drawings of the Ford GT, and

Dude, I was two paragraphs in when my spidey senses told me that this was a Dougie article. Did not disappoint. Unlike Acura.