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Stars. Many Stars.

Are you serious? Let me tell you a story...

Are you serious? Let me tell you a story...

And if someone is really depressed he should also be allowed to commit suicide? At what point does this “freedom” stop?

Congratulations, tech world! We’ve officially gone overboard!

Mark the Shark?

Introducing Horse Pants™

For all those who say the moon landing never happened:

Ever tried using this to find him?

Who smiles after they find out that their car has been Barnacled?

Raul is carrying Fidel’s legacy with him, you know.

“THATS WHAT I’M ASKING YOU!”

Thin skinned nationalist? I hate the man! Doesn’t mean that the post made sense. If we’re gonna make fun of the Pumpkin Spiced Penguin lets do it right!

Oh, so this shows that Ivanka is bad with foreign policy?

Sure you can make fun of him. But this is not a very good way of making fun of him. I guarantee you, this is not the ugliest dress you have ever seen. And why poke fun through his daughter? She’s actually surprisingly normal. Him on the other hand, he’s a nut, no doubt about it. He looks crazy, he sounds crazy; I

Really? This was the ugliest dress you could find?

Oh, thanks.

Nope. Still think this is the best one even with all the slowly worsening content.

How many times can you show me different versions of The Bee Movie?

Possibly the only way Twitter can get better...