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Start working at home with Google. My friend's aunt's daughter's cat makes $300000 a—okay, that's enough.

Get up early. I'm talking, like, five in the morning. Before the day's emails and comments and pings start to roll in, I'm relaxed, calm and lucid. I work better and faster this way. I don't always get up early, but when I do, I work much more efficiently. That last sentence made me sound like the Dos Equis guy.

Also, try asking your pharmacist about whatever you're feeling/your symptoms. My pharmacist knows a lot more than a lot of doctors when it comes to certain things!

Hey Jolie, I wanted to know how I can clean my keyboard. I spilled Arizona Green Tea on it about a year ago, and some of the keys still stick. I have the iMac keyboard. Do the keys come off? If so, how do I get them off? I've checked online and get conflicting responses. Some people say they come off, and some people…

SON?

I'm surprised nobody mentioned this yet

Please, can somebody make memes for these?!

So switch to Spotify! Its great!

Have you checked out the Nexus 6 or the OnePlus One? I personally like Apple and would go with the iPhone 6, but on Android these are the best phones. (They are 6 inches). It would also be smart to wait for the HTC One M9 which is going to be unveiled on March 1st. For a smaller phone, the Moto X is great, and is 5.2…

Have you been drinking again, Jason?

What the heck?

Just start doing whatever it is you need to get done. Even if you promise yourself that you will only do it for a couple minutes. That initial push is the hardest thing for me to get over, and once I do, I become a productivity machine. If you want to save yourself time, suck it up, bite the bullet, and start. I've…

Current Mobile Device: iPhone 5s... but no idea what I'll be upgrading to in the fall. Help?

People are just so, so stupid. Right, its all Tesla's trying to do. They're trying to kill us all!

He says a lot of very intelligent, practical ideas. I liked it a lot. Keep up the good work! If you're kind and you work hard, amazing things will happen. True words, true words.

I'm particularly interested in people who have a dark well of creativity that seems eerily bottomless—people like Hayao Miyazaki and Shigeru Miyamoto. At heart I am just an old Japanese dude! Glen Keane (though we had a Disney animator not long ago). Brad Bird. John Lasseter. Andrew Stanton. Lee Unkrich. Obviously I…

When he's right he's right...

I'm particularly interested in people who have a dark well of creativity that seems eerily bottomless—people like Hayao Miyazaki and Shigeru Miyamoto. At heart I am just an old Japanese dude! Glen Keane (though we had a Disney animator not long ago). Brad Bird. John Lasseter. Andrew Stanton. Lee Unkrich. Obviously I…