I knew the 747-8 had been something of a disappointment to Boeing, but I just checked the Wikipedia page and wow! Only 154 planes ordered and not one passenger plane yet to come.

A Cone of Heat was the title to my 1999 David Cone erotica novel. Let's just say he was perfect a few times that summer.

Oh, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talking about boxing, a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano outta their ass! That’s they one! That’s they one! Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano!

The “Superman Returns wasn’t that bad and Routh deserved another crack at it” club is hereby called to order and all members are advised to draw near and make themselves heard.

I was kind of torn about the people in the hotel room next to mine a few years back . On the one hand, I was trying to sleep, but on the other they went three rounds, with a break in the middle for breakfast and reading each other funny things in the newspaper and laughing gently together. I was honestly happy for…

Under getting hit by a bus made of javelins.

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

Gay black woman is good, pan sexual Puerto Rican alligator is great.

Weird, I thought the same thing when I saw any number of actors portraying various figures of pop culture.

I mean, that’s a fair complaint, but one of the more protected finishers in history is the People’s Elbow, which is the weakest-looking shit in the world. Either way, check out Baron Corbin’s Deep Six signature move, which looks significantly cooler:

If you have to “shit real bad” at weigh ins, your timing was just a bit off. 

Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

this is all I ever think of when I see or hear about Jet Jaguar.

Is anyone eating these for nutrition reasons though? Isn’t it mostly environmental and ethical reasons? 

Dear Penthouse,

But he was trying to be that hero because of revenge. His entire model was patterned because of the slight of Tony Stark. I don’t think it’s at all unreasonable for a Mysterio, particularly one who is concerned about whether he’s getting out of the spot he’s in, to use the “People will believe what I want them to…

;)

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

Haikus are poems
Poem has two syllables
Poem has only one