Fucker was supposed there to set up the Fog Machine to go off during the McCain vote.

I think they're still sobbing into their Wheaties Scotch over last night's vote.

Agree that DJT will keep Mooch around:
1. Trump needs validation of his own boorish behavior, as long as it isn't more grandiose than his own, as pointed out above, he'll fire the Mooch if/when that happens.
2. Trump loves the barbaric infighting and chaos for his favor. He's essentially running a human cockfighting…

Having read Jon Krakauer's book Where Men Win Glory, I have the feeling that America missed out on the impact someone like Tillman would have had on the political landscape had he survived Afghanistan. I truly believe that he was too outspoken a figure to simply fade into the woodwork, having already called the Iraq…

[BARRON PUTS ON "I'M THE EXPERT" SHIRT]

"It Was Then That I Carried You vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints."

"Pope Asks To Be Taken Off List Of World's 100 Richest People."

I always refer to myself as the best thing to come out of Phoenix since the I-10.

Trump just tweeted his "SAD" horseshit. He again reiterated "letting Obamacare implode", forgetting that he, as COC, took an oath to uphold the laws of the land. He is craven and vindictive enough to cause seismic shifts in the markets with a tweetstorm, thereby forcing failure of the ACA. If so, that spells…

Any food is extra special when paired with the image of Mitch McTurtle crying over bungling away the "Skinny Repeal" of Obamacare. I never did that "MWAH" with my fingers/lips in my life before tonight.

Hormel® Black Label® bacon?

"BUILD THE WALL…around Arizona."

And now we get the McTurtle pity party. Tough shit on his medical device gravy train.

What'd Pickle vote?

YOU call him!

McCain just did his best Nero impression!

My poor aunt was the victim of this many years ago. We were at a family picnic, and the food was ready to eat, and she called out, "OK everybody, line up!"
That was the most people I've seen laugh to tears in my life.

It's not grrrreat, that's for sure.

It's a Purple Heart for him.

People need to stop being Groucho about the mustache.