She could've been a forceps delivery.

There's always a relevant Onion story:

Too bad it's not this one:

I'm posting "four-eyed fuck" because I love the term.

Axis another question and see if we respond.

My problem (or not a problem) is that I don't think the song will change if he's forced out, resigns, or dies.
"Celebration" by Kool & the Gang is cliché, but is on my mind
"Blues For Ceaușescu" by the Fatima Mansions is what I want to hear.

Man, I loved Chuck Mosely FNM.
Great track.

Rush - YYZ
St. Vincent - Actor Out Of Work
The Dismemberment Plan - The Ice Of Boston
Radiohead - House of Cards
Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil
Soundgarden - Outshined
Sloan - Right or Wrong
Placebo - Slave To The Wage
Flesh For Lulu - I Go Crazy
Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause
New Order - Tutti Frutti…

Yeah, it's easiest when what's printed is DJT's own tweets.
What do you want, sympathy?

Probably something tasteful from Hugo Boss.

That sounds like this guy:

I heard Gladys is fucking @Zach and Coke on the sly.

This from the COC claiming to be "more presidential" than everyone else but Lincoln & who just hired a CD "friendly" to the LGBTQ community, Christ.

“I’m so focused on my business,” he said, expanding on this fantastical scenario. “I just, I gotta be honest with you. You know, she looking good. I’m spending so much money on her photo shoots. I gotta fuck a couple times.”

Heaven's Pizzagate.

UNH guys, actually.

Football: no concussions, but bad knees, right shoulder
Wrestling: one concussion
Baseball: two concussions, one outfield collision, one beaning at the plate

The mostly apt comparison is between NFL and rugby, with style of play, and equipment pointing towards less CTE in the latter; however, rugby lends itself to other serious injuries.

"Armchair Quarterback Blitzed."

Worst Naughty By Nature song ever.