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dmakil93

-Kim Jong-un.

"Pizza-Delivery Driver's Sixth Grandmother Dies.'

I'm partial to that dude yester-day with the "Free Metal" sign playing "Seek and Destroy."

Dennis: I hate to tell you this bro, but you do not have the core strength to scale the facade of Citizens Bank, you just don't.

Written in 1989 by Tom Fitzpatrick:

I thought this was…

Thanks to the Chucky Doll from AZ.

I think it's "Dikachewans."

Sponsored by PowerAde.

4. Don't name said ape "Gillooly."

They better lean heavy on whose system made for the better electric chair.

- Richard Kiel.

You look more like "Dept. Head Rawlings" material.

That tongue ain't bringing in the ladies, tell you what.

A couple years ago, I saw a stray Chihuahua in the neighbor's yard. It looked pretty well kept, so I tried to get it, thinking it had a microchip. After a chase I pinned it against to fence, saying, "I'm trying to help", and the little shit bit me!
I was able to load it into my car in a crate, and sped to the vet.

Your card is obviously maxxed out.

The conductor of that Smug Train is Martin Shkreli.

""Like a ten inch dick I need to see it to believe it"
——-The AV Club"

Did the A.V. Club win for "I wish I was taller?"